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1. Learning from
Intelligent Design. Can
lawyers become like scientists?
2. Did You Know ?
Strategery for potential opt-outs.
3.
Slaughterhouse Jive. Update from Nacogdoches.
Also Tralfamadore.
4. If the Law Supposes
That . . . . A cable company
outwits itself.
5. Get Pre-discovery
Agreements Before Discovery
Starts. Well, duh.
6. Hot Lunch.
Poleax as a
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Did You Know?
Companies that find themselves members
of a class action often want to stay there.
In commercial cases, they generally prefer the
relative anonymity because, if they filed their own
law-suit, they would have to sue a supplier --
usually one whose goods or services their business
depends on. Unhappy relations with a
key vendor can really hurt.
So why would a company choose to pursue
a claim outside of a class action? Many
do. Why do they risk upsetting an important
supplier in hopes of getting a few
more bucks?
Let me suggest an answer, which builds
on several realities.
First, an ongoing business relationship
gives large purchasers more bargaining
leverage with suppliers than they have as class
members. It may also provide the basis for a
friendly negotiation, which may enhance the
relationship.
Second, existing customers can
get a dollar of benefit from in-kind benefits (such
as future discounts) that cost suppliers less
than a dollar. That can maximize the value of a
settlement to the buyer, who must otherwise depend on
the class action to recover harder-to-afford (and
therefore harder-to-get) cash.
Third, trying to hide in a
class doesn't work all that well. The vendor
knows about you already. He may in fact
approach you to ask that you not participate in
the class.
Fourth, choosing not to opt
out of a class cedes substantial control of your
claim, often to lawyers you don't know.
Finally, class actions usually recover
direct overcharges only and don't recoup other kinds of
losses, including a hit to your profits.
These realities will seldom justify
initially taking an aggressive posture with
suppliers. But they do support having a
backup plan.
Law firms that specialize in
representing potential opt-out plaintiffs can help
you realize maximum benefit on your claim without
harming your vital relationships with vendors.
Their expertise in the governing
law, familiarity with the morass of class
litigation procedures, thorough investigation of your
claims, and close monitoring of class proceedings can
significantly strengthen your position and give you a
readily available alternative to class
membership.
Your agreement with such counsel --
whether on an hourly or contingent fee basis --should
state that you alone will decide whether and when to opt
out of the class case. That will preserve your
flexibility by saving you from having to commit to
opt out too early. It will also free you to make
your own best deal with the
supplier.
If you choose the contingent route, the
agreement should also specify the percentages for
recoveries at different stages. The rates should
start relatively low for settlements you reach
before the filing of an individual lawsuit and ramp up
only after you actually do file.
This strategy allows you to choose the
alternative that best serves the overall interests of
your company. And that can't hurt.
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Slaughterhouse
Jive

Kurt Vonnegut, author of
Slaughterhouse
Five (1969).
A
couple issues ago, I advertised the hayseeds in my
hair by invoking the East Texas saying that pigs get
fat, and hogs get slaughtered. The invocation
related to a clever but inconsistent position that a
defendant had taken in a motion to compel
arbitration. The defendant insisted on the
validity of an arbitration clause but at the same
time argued that striking down a ban on class
arbitrations within the clause would also require
invalidation of the entire arbitration agreement.
The defendant liked arbitration, you see, but only if it
would frustrate the claimants' ability to get effective
relief.
The same technique proved,
uh, problematic
for the same defendant in another case --
Kristian v. Comcast Corp. (See If
the Law Supposes That . . . . at right.) As
the First Circuit Court of Appeals dryly noted in
rejecting the defendant's non-severability
argument: "Apparently, Comcast has simply changed its mind about the
severability of the class arbitration bar. We are
unaware of any principle of contract law that permits
disregard of a contract provision on the basis of second
thoughts by a contracting party."
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Vivid verbs make writing more memorable.
Take poleax.
In its noun form, poleax refers to a battle-ax
that medieval soldiers used to hit an
enemy on his "poll" or head. It had a blade on
one side and a spike or hammer head on the
other. Workers in slaughterhouses also
wielded poleaxes to stun and kill livestock.
The verb poleax means to strike
or fell with or as with a poleax. More figuratively,
it conjures an image of the amazing or stupefying effect
of landing a heavy blow on an adversary with a
poleax.
Can you use poleax in legal
writing? Of course. You could say, for example,
that intelligent design advocates try to poleax
the theory of evolution by hitting on gaps in fossil
records. You could also say that the First Circuit
poleaxed Comcast by striking down provisions
in the cable company's arbitration agreement.
And you could say that Mr. Brownlow poleaxed Mr. Bumble when the former relieved the latter of his "porochial"
office and sent him to the workhouse.
Next month: The story of Castor
and Poleax.
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Learning from Intelligent
Design

Charles
Darwin.
A recent on-line item startled
me. The piece criticizes intelligent
design advocates on the ground that they
don't use the scientific method to evaluate their
central hypothesis that an all-knowing creator
designed the heavens and the earth and breathed
life into critters that fly, walk,
slither, and osmose. Instead, it says,
intelligent designers start with a belief in a creator
and look for evidence that supports their faith.
Whatever the merits of the debate over intelligent
design v. Darwin's The
Origin of Species (1859), that someone
would cast asparagus on intelligent design
didn't surprise me. Most people I know
accept the Darwinian theory of evolution as
the most plausible explanation of the world
around us (though many also believe in the
existence of God). But the way the
author expresses the criticism did unsettle
me. He says, you see, that intelligent
designers think like lawyers .
Huh?
The author explains that lawyers use logic
differently from
scientists. Okay. An
advocate's cerebration does generally start
with a conclusion -- the one that the client
wants. Microsoft wishes for a
finding of no liability, for example, so
its counsel begins with that goal and goes
back to the evidence to look for ways to achieve
it. Nothing remarkable about that.
The scientific
method, on the other hand, observes phenomena
(differentiation of the same species of
turtles on Island A and Island B), hypothesizes a
cause (that different environments
produce new turtle traits over time), uses the
hypothesis to predict other phenomena (that a bird
species on Island C and Island D will also
exhibit different traits), and tests the hypothesis
with a replicable experiment (actual observation of
whether birds on Island C and Island D do
display different traits).
The difference between lawyerly logic and the
scientific method carries practical consequences.
People
admire scientists. They instinctively
trust science practitioners precisely because
of their reputation for dispassion
and neutrality. The reputation results in no
small part from their use of the scientific
method. Can commercial trial lawyers do the
same?
Unfortunately, no. The bloody deaths of
two people may suggest that someone knifed them,
but the hypothesis predicts only that slashing
people with a sharp blade will kill
them. The destruction of a competitor likewise may
imply that a stronger rival brought about its demise,
but the hypothetical inference hardly establishes
that the dominant firm broke the law against
monopolization. Science has an
important place in the court room, of course, but
the quest for justice remains an
art that produces debatable -- and risks wrong
-- conclusions.
Still, commercial trial lawyers would do well to
become more like scientists. They should
admit obvious weaknesses. Concede the
undeniable. Bring out bad facts (before the
other side does!). Show dedication to the truth
and faith in the process. Model restraint and
exhibit respect for the decision-maker.
You will of course present your best case with
supreme confidence and awesome rhetorical power.
But, through demonstrating in all you do
your moral character -- Aristotle's
ethos -- you will gain
the trust essential for persuasion. And
persuasion wins cases. By intelligent design.

Barry
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If the Law Supposes
That . . . .

Mr. Bumble from Oliver Twist
(1837-38).
Nineteenth-century England
also figures in our next subject. Mr.
Bumble -- the Dickensian beadle who presides over
the workhouse that confined the orphan Oliver
Twist -- tries to give the law the slip by
contending that he has no idea his wife swiped a
ring and locket belonging to Oliver's mother. When
the gentleman Mr.
Brownlow explains that the law presumes that
Mr. Bumble directed his wife and that he
therefore bears the greater guilt, the spluttering Mr.
Bumble famously says: "If
the law supposes that, the law is a ass -- a idiot."
Over the past decade, several
courts have supposed that consumers can get
effective justice by arbitrating miniscule claims
individually rather than in class (or mass)
arbitrations. These courts accepted the fiction
that bans on class arbitrations don't make pursuing
valid but small claims uneconomic. Mr. Bumble
himself might admire the courts' suppositional
virtuosity.
But the tide may have started to
turn. On April 20, 2006, the U.S. Court of
Appeals for the First Circuit became the first
federal appeals court to strike down a ban on class
arbitrations on the ground that it would frustrate
vindication of federal statutory rights. The
decision, in Kristian v. Comcast
Corp., 2006 WL 1028758 (1st Cir. Apr. 20,
2006), marks a key victory for consumers
whose little claims do not justify an individual
arbitration.
Kristian involves state and
federal antitrust claims against Comcast,
the largest provider of cable television services in the
U.S. Martha Kristian, James Masterman, Jack
Rogers, and Paul Pinella subscribed to Comcast's premium
cable services in metropolitan Boston. They allege
that Comcast built a fortress market in Boston and
environs by swapping Comcast subscribers in other cities
for Boston area subscribers. The trading of
territories with competitors and other conduct
eliminated actual and potential competition and resulted
in sharply higher charges for cable service, according
to the Kristian complaint.
Anxious to insulate itself from
lawsuits by customers, Comcast started inserting
arbitration agreements in its form contracts with
subscribers. But Comcast -- like many other
companies that provide goods and services directly to
consumers -- didn't stop at requiring arbitration.
It also added clauses that purported to ban class or
mass arbitrations, to prohibit recovery of treble
damages and attorneys' fees, and to shorten the statute
of limitations from four plus years to one.
Ms. Kristian and the other plaintiffs
opposed Comcast's motion to compel arbitration by
presenting evidence about the prohibitive cost of
prosecuting antitrust claims in stand-alone
arbitrations. The evidence showed that no
individual subscriber could afford to arbitrate such a
complex claim. The Court pointed to that proof in
holding that the ban on class arbitrations would
frustrate enforcement of state and federal antitrust
law. The Court also invalidated provisions
that would bar an arbitrator from awarding treble
damages or attorneys' fees, both of which the federal Sherman
Act entitles prevailing plaintiffs to
recover.
What does Kristian portend for
efforts to restrict consumer remedies in
arbitrations? It may signal that U.S.
courts have reached the end of their tolerance
for arbitration agreements that
effectively immunize businesses for violations
of federal statutes. Companies have already
managed to defeat antitrust and other federal claims
through clever use of arbitration clauses. In this
case, the corporate defendant got a little too
smart. Amen.
By the way, Mr. Bumble doesn't escape
the law by blaming his helpmate.
He loses his beadleship and ends up a
resident in his own workhouse. And
Oliver, of course, inherits a fortune. Let's hope
that Martha Kristian's story has a similarly happy
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Get Pre-Discovery
Agreements Before Discovery Starts
In Techniques
for Expediting and Streamlining Litigation,
Steve Susman and I exhort commercial lawyers
to negotiate up-front agreements with opposing
counsel on a range of procedural issues. "These
agreements will make life easier for both sides and do
not obviously advantage one side over the other."
We also counsel lawyers to conclude the agreements
before discovery begins. "If the lawyers wait
until they are in the heat of battle to reach these
agreements, one side or the other will feel at a
disadvantage. So try it very early."
The wisdom of this advice came back to me recently in
a price-discrimination case under the Robinson-Patman
Act. I took my own recommendation by
sending a draft of a pre-discovery agreement to defense
counsel just after they filed their first
appearance. I followed up a few weeks later and
re-sent the draft, this time with their names and places
for me and them to sign. They responded favorably
and made a few comments on the draft. We revised
it and asked them to sign it. But just then a
dispute flared.
I had asked opposing counsel for dates in the next
few weeks for the deposition of a key
witness. Defense counsel didn't answer. I
inquired again. No response. I tried once
more, but -- instead of offering dates -- they sent me a
boatload of interrogatories, requests for admission, and
a request for production of documents. When I
reiterated my query about deposition dates, they
insisted that it wait until after document
discovery. I said I didn't want to wait.
They replied by demanding that my client agree not to
re-depose the witness later. I said I didn't think
we would re-depose her but couldn't categorically
promise that a second deposition wouldn't become
necessary. They finally gave me a couple of dates
-- which coincide with my 25th college reunion -- and
noted that they might seek relief from the court.
I told them that I couldn't stop them from asking the
court to resolve a dispute that didn't yet exist, but
I thanked them for the dates and said I would
now appreciate an address for the deposition's
location.
The little dust-up doomed my hopes for an agreement
on deposition-scheduling. The draft pre-discovery
agreement required depositions to occur within four
weeks. Defense counsel wanted no time limits
but later offered to present witnesses in eight
weeks. So much for expediting discovery!
This fencing over a minor matter underscores the
importance of getting pre-discovery agreements at the
outset. But maybe it also illustrates the
unwisdom in seeing commercial litigation as a
Darwinian contest in which winning points assures
survival. If lawyers suppose that a taste for
mindless combat proves their superiority, they risk
becoming what Mr. Bumble ascribed to the law
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